Late night vent…
- June 16th, 2010
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This is a late night post, for the sole purpose of venting the frustration I have over the fact that I just spilled a full glass of milk all over my desk. Seriously, Google image search for “Glass of milk”, and the biggest one you see on that page was probably only half the size of the glass that was spilled.
I used my ShamWoW (and it’s imposter ‘Shammywow’) to clean up the mess, and let’s just say that it didn’t get all the milk out of the carpet like Vince did with Coke in the commercial. That brings the total number of products that I’m dissappointed with tonight to two. Milk and ShamWoW, why hast thou foresaken me?!
I just watched a good episode of Criminal Minds, I went for a nice relaxing cruise on the long board, I had just made some fresh salmon sandwiches (leftover from dinner), and thought:
“Gee, some milk would be awesome with this meal.”
Turns out I was sorely mistaken, and water definitely would have been a better selection, and I was so close to just foregoing the milk- it was like 3 feet away and in the fridge, but I thought I’d go the extra mile tonight and go with the 2% good stuff.
Let that be a lesson to you kids out there: NEVER go the extra mile. All you’ll end up with is a carpet soaked with milk and a bunch of gear that’s possibly ruined.*
I think there’s milk in my bed even…
-T
*Just kidding kids, go the extra mile and send a $5 donation to “Get-Tom-His-Gear-A-Thon”, so that I don’t have to bother trying to clean all this stuff.**
**Nah don’t do that. But do go the extra mile and help someone out today. You’ll feel better about yourself.***
***Does not only apply to kids. Adults included too (especially the $5 part).

